{"product_id":"im-not-an-elf-just-short-funny-christmas-xmas-t-shirt","title":"\"I'm Not An Elf Just Short\" Funny Christmas Xmas T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e🎅 \u003cb\u003eI Didn't Shrink. I Just Didn't Grow Up to Be a Toy Maker.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThe \u003cb\u003e\"I'm Not An Elf Just Short\" Funny Christmas Xmas T-Shirt\u003c\/b\u003e is a brilliantly self-aware piece of \u003cb\u003eHoliday Humor Apparel\u003c\/b\u003e that perfectly captures the struggle of being asked to play an elf. This classic and relatable slogan is an instant laugh-getter at any holiday gathering!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThis tee is available in \u003cb\u003eMen, Women, and Kids\u003c\/b\u003e sizes, making it a fantastic addition to funny Christmas \u003cb\u003eFamily Matching Shirts\u003c\/b\u003e (or a perfect solo statement). Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it's the ideal shirt for Christmas parties, family photos, or watching holiday movies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e🧵 \u003cb\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e🤣 \u003cb\u003eFunny Christmas Xmas Slogan\u003c\/b\u003e Features the humorous and popular phrase: \"I'm Not An Elf Just Short,\" a perfect height-joke for the holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e👨👩👧 \u003cb\u003eMen Women Kids Tee\u003c\/b\u003e Available in a wide range of sizes, ideal for individual wear or for fun, non-traditional \u003cb\u003eChristmas Family Matching Shirts\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e🎄 \u003cb\u003eHoliday Humor Apparel\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect choice for an \u003cb\u003eUgly Christmas Sweater Party\u003c\/b\u003e alternative or just casual festive wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e☁️ \u003cb\u003eSoft \u0026amp; Comfortable Cotton\u003c\/b\u003e Made from soft, breathable cotton, ensuring comfort for all-day wear and holiday celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e🎁 \u003cb\u003eUnique Christmas Gift\u003c\/b\u003e An ideal, memorable, and hilarious gift for friends, family members, or anyone who frequently finds themselves eye-level with the mistletoe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e✅ \u003cb\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s the most comfortable and funniest way to clear up any misidentification with Santa's helpers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e✅ \u003cb\u003eGrab Yours Now:\u003c\/b\u003e Order the \u003cb\u003e\"I'm Not An Elf Just Short\" Funny Christmas Xmas T-Shirt\u003c\/b\u003e and be the biggest personality at the party!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dog Mom Hat","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43705781059697,"sku":"sku-49123649290477","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43705781092465,"sku":"sku-49123649323245","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43705781125233,"sku":"sku-49123649356013","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43705781158001,"sku":"sku-49123649388781","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705781190769,"sku":"sku-49123649421549","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705781223537,"sku":"sku-49123649454317","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43705781256305,"sku":"sku-49123649487085","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43705781289073,"sku":"sku-49123649519853","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43705781321841,"sku":"sku-49123649552621","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43705781354609,"sku":"sku-49123649585389","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705781387377,"sku":"sku-49123649618157","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705781420145,"sku":"sku-49123649650925","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43705781452913,"sku":"sku-49123649683693","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43705781485681,"sku":"sku-49123649716461","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43705781518449,"sku":"sku-49123649749229","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43705781551217,"sku":"sku-49123649781997","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705781583985,"sku":"sku-49123649814765","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705781616753,"sku":"sku-49123649847533","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43705781649521,"sku":"sku-49123649880301","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43705781682289,"sku":"sku-49123649913069","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43705781715057,"sku":"sku-49123649945837","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43705781747825,"sku":"sku-49123649978605","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705781780593,"sku":"sku-49123650011373","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705781813361,"sku":"sku-49123650044141","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43705781846129,"sku":"sku-49123650076909","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43705781878897,"sku":"sku-49123650109677","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43705781911665,"sku":"sku-49123650142445","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43705781944433,"sku":"sku-49123650175213","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705781977201,"sku":"sku-49123650207981","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705782009969,"sku":"sku-49123650240749","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43705782042737,"sku":"sku-49123650273517","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43705782075505,"sku":"sku-49123650306285","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43705782108273,"sku":"sku-49123650339053","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43705782141041,"sku":"sku-49123650371821","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705782173809,"sku":"sku-49123650404589","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705782206577,"sku":"sku-49123650437357","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":43705782239345,"sku":"sku-49123650470125","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":43705782272113,"sku":"sku-49123650502893","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":43705782304881,"sku":"sku-49123650535661","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":43705782337649,"sku":"sku-49123650568429","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705782370417,"sku":"sku-49123650601197","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705782403185,"sku":"sku-49123650633965","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43705782435953,"sku":"sku-49123650666733","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43705782468721,"sku":"sku-49123650699501","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43705782501489,"sku":"sku-49123650732269","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43705782534257,"sku":"sku-49123650765037","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705782567025,"sku":"sku-49123650797805","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705782599793,"sku":"sku-49123650830573","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ S","offer_id":43705782632561,"sku":"sku-49123650863341","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ M","offer_id":43705782665329,"sku":"sku-49123650896109","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ L","offer_id":43705782698097,"sku":"sku-49123650928877","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":43705782730865,"sku":"sku-49123650961645","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705782763633,"sku":"sku-49123650994413","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705782796401,"sku":"sku-49123651027181","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43705782829169,"sku":"sku-49123651059949","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43705782861937,"sku":"sku-49123651092717","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43705782894705,"sku":"sku-49123651125485","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43705782927473,"sku":"sku-49123651158253","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705782960241,"sku":"sku-49123651191021","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705782993009,"sku":"sku-49123651223789","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43705783025777,"sku":"sku-49123651256557","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43705783058545,"sku":"sku-49123651289325","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43705783091313,"sku":"sku-49123651322093","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43705783124081,"sku":"sku-49123651354861","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705783156849,"sku":"sku-49123651387629","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705783189617,"sku":"sku-49123651420397","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":43705783222385,"sku":"sku-49123651453165","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":43705783255153,"sku":"sku-49123651485933","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":43705783287921,"sku":"sku-49123651518701","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":43705783320689,"sku":"sku-49123651551469","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705783353457,"sku":"sku-49123651584237","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705783386225,"sku":"sku-49123651617005","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":43705783418993,"sku":"sku-49123651649773","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":43705783451761,"sku":"sku-49123651682541","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":43705783484529,"sku":"sku-49123651715309","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":43705783517297,"sku":"sku-49123651748077","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705783550065,"sku":"sku-49123651780845","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705783582833,"sku":"sku-49123651813613","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":43705783615601,"sku":"sku-49123651846381","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":43705783648369,"sku":"sku-49123651879149","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":43705783681137,"sku":"sku-49123651911917","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":43705783713905,"sku":"sku-49123651944685","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43705783746673,"sku":"sku-49123651977453","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43705783779441,"sku":"sku-49123652010221","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0569\/1572\/2353\/files\/1_17bcbfa3-4691-4410-9d2d-8f26347b261c.png?v=1785046638","url":"https:\/\/scriptedgarments.com\/products\/im-not-an-elf-just-short-funny-christmas-xmas-t-shirt","provider":"Scripted Garments","version":"1.0","type":"link"}