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It is intended as a lighthearted, tongue-in-cheek joke for social settings and makes an excellent \"gag gift\" for the man with a bold sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eQuality Standard:\u003c\/b\u003e We use \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"25\"\u003ePremium 6.1 oz Heavyweight Cotton\u003c\/b\u003e. 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