{"product_id":"women-s-is-he-dead-yet-funny-t-shirt","title":"Women’s \"Is He Dead Yet?\" Funny T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e💀🖤 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"5\"\u003eFor the woman with a heart of gold... and a tongue of silver.\u003c\/b\u003e We’ve all had that moment—whether it's an ex who won’t stop texting or a minor inconvenience that feels like the end of the world. Our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"202\"\u003e\"Is He Dead Yet?\" Tee\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate anthem for the unapologetically petty. It’s dark, it’s dry, and it’s a \"10 out of 10\" conversation starter for those who appreciate a side of cynicism with their style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThis isn't a cheap novelty shirt; it’s a high-end statement. 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Whether you’re wearing it to grab coffee while listening to a murder podcast or just lounging at home being iconic, this shirt lets everyone know your sense of humor is as sharp as a razor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlease read before purchasing:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduction Type:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003ePrint-on-Demand (POD)\u003c\/b\u003e product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (Current Season: April 2026), ensuring the \"wit\" stays crisp and the black stays deep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMade in the USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly printed and shipped from within the United States, ensuring superior quality control and supporting local jobs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eImages for Illustration:\u003c\/b\u003e All product images are \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"48\"\u003edigital mockups\u003c\/b\u003e. The final design is digitally printed. Actual print colors may vary slightly (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"143\"\u003e5–10%\u003c\/b\u003e) based on your screen’s brightness and the fabric’s natural texture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAcceptance of Terms:\u003c\/b\u003e By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e✨ Key Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHigh-Impact Sarcastic Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e Features clean, bold typography. We use specialized soft-hand inks that integrate with the cotton fibers, ensuring the print remains breathable and won't peel or crack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Heavyweight Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz). This is a substantial, \"non-sheer\" fabric that provides a high-end, structured look that maintains its shape wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Petty \u0026amp; Proud\" Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e A classic unisex silhouette that offers a relaxed, comfortable fit. It’s the perfect foundation for an edgy look—pair it with a leather jacket, oversized sunglasses, and a lack of patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLived-In Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Pre-shrunk and garment-softened. 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